An Interesting Way to Hurt Yourself

Step 1 )  Do not eat a single thing till four in the afternoon.

Step 2 )  Just before heading out the door to go to the bank, realize that you are actually quite hungry.

Step 3 )  Quickly browse fridge for anything protein that would not take too long to consume.

Step 4 ) Decide that milk is probably the fastest with the most protein.

Step 5 ) Fill a glass with the white substance.

Step 6 ) Chug the glass of milk like it's only seconds till the world expires.

Step 7 )  Double over in acute pain.  It should remind you somewhat of the feeling of being kicked in the gut.

Wait for the pain to pass.  It will probably take close to a minute.

So there you have it.  Another obscure way to abuse your system.