11/10/09

Just when I thought Life couldn't get more weird . . .

Let's see if I can relate this in the way it happened to me. . .

About a week ago, (Last Wednesday to be exact) I was getting my hair cut. Everything was going great when I got a call on my cell phone.  I was all strapped in and everything, so I didn't per se feel like answering it.  So I didn't.  Besides,  if they really needed me, they could just call again.  Sure enough, about a minute later, my cell phone rang again.  This time, with a great deal of hassle,  I answered it.

"Hey, is this Thunderbolt Design?"

I replied in the affirmative, after all, that is indeed my company name.

"I got a package here for you, from Denmark."

???

Denmark?  Why would I be getting anything from Denmark?  I knew for a fact I hadn't ordered anything from Denmark.  And sure hoped I wouldn't have to pay for customs.

"I'm at the apartment listed,  but nobody's there,  and there's nothing about Thunderbolt Design."

Apartment??

I asked him what the address was.  It was totally different from ours.  So I gave him mine instead.
I figured that would be that, but I still had no idea what the package would be.  I figured I would have to wait and see.  Then, about five minutes later, he called again.  Apparently, he couldn't find my address on the map.
After a little bit of conversing, we figured out that he was in fact, in BC, and that I was in fact, in AB.

I then carefully and expressively explained that it wasn't my package, as far as I knew, and that it was someone else's.

"Oh."  Was his response. "Thanks."

Click.

Ahha.  I had figured it out.

Now,  a week later.
I'm working at my computer, when my Mom comes down and hands me a little package.  It's about three inches wide,  two inches thick,  by ten inches long.  

Upon the label it has the name of the sender, one Damgaard Jensen,  hailing from (wait for it)  Brendstrupgaardsvej Arhus N,  Mette, Denmark.

Looking over the package, one can see that it's been places.  From what the stickers say, and from what the package deliverer said,  it apparently first went to British Columbia,  from which it was then shipped to Washington DC.  Upon reaching Washington, it was shipped to Baltimore, and from there to Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

This package has traveled farther than I ever have!   And thankfully, everything was paid for by the sender too.

What could possibly be in a package this small, from Denmark of all places? Something strange and exotic? Perhaps, jewelry? Or an ancient artifact?  Surely something worth shipping overseas!  I carefully cut the tape, and curl open the cardboard.

I don't recognize the shape at all.  But there is a little piece of paper with the word IMPORTANT! in big red letters.  I draw out the paper, which says, and I quote directly :

"US plug for power suply to seasonal Holiday window Christmas tree"

Life is so weird.

10 comments:

  1. ?????

    so what happened? did you order this package?

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  2. Yes Robert.

    I ordered US plug for a system that powers a seasonal Holiday Window Christmas Tree, and I ordered it from a guy in Denmark.

    No. I didn't order it. I have no idea who's it is.

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  3. That is so hilarious! Lol. That is so strange.

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  4. So....what are you going to use it for?

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  5. HAHA!!!

    That's the best thing ever. Love it.

    My day has been made.

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  6. what will he use it for? why powering his seasonal holiday window christmas tree of course! :)

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  7. Wow! You're famous! Careful... I bet it's bugged. Or when you plug in your holiday window christmas tree, it will explode! Or cause a massive power surge. So here we are caught between conclusions... what are this guy's intentions? Is it a random act of kindness? (the definition of kindness being relative to the sender in this case) Or is it an act of terrorism! Sounds like you have an exciting life to me..

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  8. Famous? I wish. *chuckles* More like random.

    Besides, if he was a terrorist, or even a kind nut, he could have planned things a little better and sent the dumb tree as well. That way I would actually have something to plug into the adapter. Without anything with a Denmark style plug, it seems on the whole a rather useless gesture.

    If getting a power adapter for a in window christmas tree display from Denmark makes my life exciting, than I guess it is. . .

    @Rebecca - Uh, nothing?

    @Rach - Glad I could have a hand in making your day!

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  9. That's pretty bizarre alright - I've gotten strange emails from overseas but no one has actually mailed me a package.

    Are you going to let poor Damgaard know that his plug ended up with you?

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  10. And some other poor guy, somewhere, is sad because he can't plug in his Holiday Window Christmas Tree and will be celebrating a very drab, unlit Christmas this year.

    How odd.

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