Yet Another Way to Cause Yourself Overwhelming Pain (2 Edition)

As you have all been so expectantly awaiting,  another installment in the "Extreme Pain by Stupidity" Series!

Last year we all learned how milk chugged on an empty stomach can cause pain to the poor sap who indulges in the beverage in such a matter.  This year we learn how an empty stomach can cause even more pain when connected to an empty brain!  It truly is amazing what kind of torture you can cause yourself when you don't stop to think.

! Disclaimer !  The following article has a write-up describing the scientific and amazing bodily function of rejecting certain stimuli that are introduced through the throat to the inner structures of the gut.  May cause nausea. ! End of Disclaimer ! 




As the son of one of those Mother's who believes very actively in lots of supplements,  this morning I consumed an amazing variety of items that were supposedly items that shore up bodily defenses,  and make you feel better.

However,  as might have been expected of some dumb mule,  I forgot the whole rule about "do not take on a empty stomach".

On top of that add the following ingredients to your easily achieved dose of terrific pain:

1.  Down supplements with vanilla biscotti Coffee.  Amazing stuff!!

2.  Ensure that you consume the following supplements : Cayenne Pepper,  Cod Liver Oil, . . . I leave the rest to your imagination.  Presumably you could get a variety of different types of pain if you used a different variety of supplements than I used.

3.  Return to room satisfied in your continued health.

4.  Feel an immense urge to . . ahem . . .  puke.

5.  And this part is absolutely essential for a maximum level of pain. 

    Eject stomach contents.   Make sure a good half of the brew goes through your nose.  The coffee, Cayenne pepper, and digestive juices should have had time to combine into one of the most acidic and eye watering combinations known (or not known) to man.  

6.  Cry and try to breath for the next half hour.  Make sure you check multiple times in case the brew has eaten through the membranes of your nose and to make sure you are not pouring blood from destroyed blood veins.

So there you have it folks!!! Yet another amazing, and ingenious pain inducing method.  I'd personally like to thank the researchers out in the field.  Without them,  this series would be impossible.

Which would not bother me at all.