10/6/09

Joke's on you

A couple nights ago I was involved in a conversation about the whole creation scenario.

We talked about how God made everything in six days, and how God made man.  Then we got to the part where He made woman.

At this point,  one of my friends, who I will not name, piped up with.

'God took a break, and when He came back :

"Hey!!  Who touched my computer?"

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  1. Well, I thought it was funny.

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  2. Unfortunately, I'm still chuckling. But I've had time to come up with an alternative rendition:

    God created man. "What an odd sort of fellow he is," God mused, "He needs some serious, serious help." So woman was created. And man was kept in line. *soldier solute* 'yes ma'am!'

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  3. So Robert is the genius behind the statement. It all makes sense now...

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  4. What's this? And how do you arrive at that conclusion?

    And Rachel, you've decided that woman's reason for existence is to keep man in line? Have fun with that.

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  5. There's just something about this post that is designed to provoke a reaction from your female audience.

    I refuse to give in to such manipulation.

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  6. Blast, Layne! Did you have to be so logical? You've ruined my perfectly good joke.

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  7. Sorry, I just thought that it was even funnier that you would state such a limited item as woman's purpose in life.

    In other words. *raised eyebrow* "Fascinating."

    Aww, come on Rach(R)! The conversation will be so much more boring if you don't get involved!

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  8. Dreadful! Shocking! Even more manipulation? Girls, can you believe this?

    *shakes head in disapproval*

    Tsk, tsk, young man.

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